The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here!
First I get my name in the phone book and now I’m on your ass. You know, I’ll bet more people see that than the phone book.
I was born a poor black child
Navin Johnson: For one dollar I’ll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.
You mean I’m going to stay this color
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Hey, you’re really trying to be accurate!
I know we’ve only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.